15 Standards For Every Man...
How do you measure up?
THE GUY MUST:
1 - Live within reasonable driving distance - If it's too long of a drive, chances are I'm not gonna be able to see the guy very much, and that's not good.
2 - Have a decent ride - Ladies, do you really want a guy pickin' you up in a Pinto? I rest my case!
3 - Be my height or taller - I don't really go for the short guys unless they're the total package if you know what I mean. But seeing how I'm only 5'6".. it's not that hard to be taller than me!
4 - Have a nice smile - Good teeth are important to me.
5 - Have nice eyes - This comes into play with the nice smile. The way I see it - Kind eyes and a sweet smile.. warm heart, gentle guy. (And you thought I was starting to get shallow?)
6 - Have a good job - I'm sorry, but if you're like 25 and you're still flipping burgers with no sense of where your life is headed, bye! I want a guy who knows what he wants in life and has the drive to get there! (College students who are using a fast food job to help pay for school are excluded from the previous comment).
7 - Have enough time to spend with me - I like to spend time with a guy getting to know him, etc. If I can't spend at least one night a week with him, I'll bust.
8 - Respect me and my friends - If a guy can't respect my friends and family, he can't respect me - and my family and friends will always come first in my life next to school.
9 - Have a good sense of humor - I like to laugh and have a good time. I will crack jokes at will.. the guy will have to take it like a man and laugh - and laugh a lot.. or humor me and crack back! (Just don't be mean!)
10 - Like to cuddle - *An important factor* I am a cuddler. I like to be held and I am a "hugger". Don't like to be touched? Move along..
11 - Be a good kisser - There is nothing worse than having a guy drool all over you as he tries to swallow your face. Enough said.
12 - Be exciting to be around - Spontaneous is the key word here folks. I like surprises and entertainment. Keep me interested, I don't care if it's a walk around the block or long deep conversation or a trip around the world. This sometimes scares guys when I do it for them. I'm an upbeat person and I like to keep moving. Lazy bums are not welcome.
13 - Not be too shy - Some shyness is exceptable (it's actually kinda cute sometimes), but I'm outgoing and upbeat (most of the time). This can be a real problem for those guys that are so shy they run when I try to be myself. I'm sorry - I will not change for a guy.
14 - Be overall attractive - I didn't mean for that to sound so shallow. There are varying levels of attractiveness in this world that qualify for this category. I just don't want a guy with rancid BO, nappy/greasy hair, buck teeth, etc. Get me?
15 - MUST LIKE THE BLOODHOUND GANG - My favorite band in the world and future fathers of my children! I constantly have BHG playing and any guy will have to either tolerate this or love the band as much as I do (i.e. Al and Neal).
So how did you do? Did ya get 1-5? Well then, you MAY be considered. How about 6-10? That's a pretty darn good chance right there. 11-15? I already love you.. HAHAHA.. just kidding.. You can't win me THAT easily!
