Blair's Random Thoughts..
Picture this: you're staying over at your best friend's house. You've established the fact that darkness makes her hyper as all hell, and you try to deal with it. So you're laying there, trying to sleep and these random comments come out of her mouth as you two are chit-chating.
This is everynight I stay at Blair's house. Don't get me wrong, I'm NOT trying to embarrass her, but these comments are so damn funny that I had to start writing them down so I can share them with the whole world. Judge for yourself.
But for you two hoes to go out on a limb like that and leave me sitting by the treetrunk is straight up shady!
Well now that you're done giving my soda head, I'm gonna take it away from you.
We haven't had a heart-to-heart since the burning's gone away.
I say Cleatus, this terd is shoved so far up my ass it's gonna take until Independence Day to get it out.. and OOOH think of the fireworks!
*M* can go to hell.. if you play with horse shit you're gonna smell later.
But it's not just Blair saying things like that. It apparently runs in her family!
Why don't you go take a shower and wash them ants out of your pants? (Blair's Dad)
She could sleep in a pile of shit! (Blair's Mom referring to Blair's ability to sleep anywhere, anytime)
But Blair, I can honestly say I love you and your family. You guys make life so much more entertaining!!!!
